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...with Everclear! just like mom used to make... [Feb. 17th, 2006|03:45 pm]
the bad guy wears black, but plays a white guitar
[mood |lazylazy]
[music |Porcupine Tree- shesmovedon]

ok, so, two blackouts in one week. but i saved these for youse...

Twan: i got that new position i put in for.
Yari: so what's your new position
Deuce: he's gonna be Doggy Style. They started him out as Missionary, but they're finally bumping him up the ladder

Mary: tonight is 75 cent night at the campus pub...
Deuce: YO, FUCK THOSE NIGGAS! THEY NEVER GAVE ME MY FRIDGE!
::laughter::
Deuce: NO, FOR REAL, THERE'S NO WAY I DID NOT WIN THAT SHIT! I spent sooooo much money on High Life that night, I woke up the next day blacked out with a pocketful of tickets. I even had that girl slipping me tickets on the side and shit. It's mathamatically IMPOSSIBLE for me not to have won.
Yari: well, if they didn't call you then you probably didn't win.
Deuce: FUCK THAT, I FILLED THOSE SHIT'S OUT WITH MY PHONE, CELL PHONE, WORK PHONE, PAGER, BEEPER, VOICE MAIL, FAX, E-MAIL, MYSPACE, BABY MOMMA NUMBER, MY GRAMMA'S NUMBER, THIS KID'S PHONE NUMBER, they know how to reach me...
Mary: I think they still have that fridge there...
Deuce: THAT TEARS IT! TWAN, GO WARM UP THE TRUCK! WE'RE GOING TO SEE A MAN ABOUT A FRIDGE!

later that night...

Mary: I think I want to take a walk
Doran: This is downtown New Beige, I wouldn't recommend that. There's crackheads roaming the streets everywhere.
Deuce: It kinda looks like Dawn of the Dead, but in fast forward, cause they're all twitching in shit.
Doran: Homeboy got no teeth.
Deuce: He smoked em! he thought they was rocks! all falling out his mouth. " yo, this nigga's payin off right here!"

At some point, Doran gave me 12 albums from Porcupine Tree and I reciprocated by giving him the entire BJM/Dandy Warhols/Warlocks collection. Porcupine Tree is fucking ILL and totally out of the blue, just in case you wanted to know. Also, at some point, plans for Zonk fell through and I got to hear the "I'm up here, You're down there" story version 2.0, the only part of which I remember is that it ends with "Yeah, I got nothin, I'm gonna drive you home now." Spider Man thinks that Yari is gay.

Debauchery with the fellas. just what the doctor ordered...
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good lookin out, johnny [Feb. 10th, 2006|08:54 pm]
the bad guy wears black, but plays a white guitar
[mood |contentjust...wow]
[music |chun li's spinning bird kick- arctic monkeys]

“Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.” - John Lennon

and like that, Johnny comes through for me again. kinda puts a whole new spin on things, dinnit?

and in unrelated news, i kinda can't wait for grunge to come back in style. i mean this 80's fascination/'new' new wave craze has got to be reaching a crescendo soon, yeah? the 90's has gotta be just around the corner....
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the Devil is a cruel master indeed.... [Feb. 8th, 2006|09:36 pm]
the bad guy wears black, but plays a white guitar
[mood |numba wee bit maudlin, y'see]
[music |Cry Baby Cry]

...to taunt me even in my dreams. i have 'the seller's remorse'. to have seen them, held them, and then to wake and know they were never there, my wife and beautiful baby boy. i will never say my vows. i will never sing lullabys.


...i want to sing lullabys...to anybody.

i live a solitary life. i do alright for a bachelor, every one of my friends are all couples and they take good care of me, making sure i have enough to eat and get out of my house and such. school is going very well, just like riding a bike i'm back into the swing of it. i've been writing songs, getting stumped on writing out the accompaniments because it's just me in the band, but i'm making the effort. work has been a joke since they put me on the road, i spend all day studying and looking up comic websites. it's a good life. but it's solitary. and very lonely.

thanks for rubbing it in. dick.
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got a hankering [Jan. 31st, 2006|09:49 pm]
the bad guy wears black, but plays a white guitar
[mood |hungryhungry]

dear lord, what i would do for one of these right now...


i might even fight a nigga or two....




soooo hungry.....
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(no subject) [Jan. 30th, 2006|09:34 pm]
the bad guy wears black, but plays a white guitar
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |rasslin'!]

the official theme song for this year's Wrestlemaina is "Big Time" by Peter Gabriel. A song that was number one when i was like 8. for some reason, this amuses me to no small end.
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hatin on the indies... [Jan. 29th, 2006|03:33 pm]
the bad guy wears black, but plays a white guitar
[mood |boredbored]

it appears that this douchebag has separated from the rest of his flock poor teddy, you fuckin coller popper, you.

in other news, samoa joe does stunts for joe peschi in gay pornos. that is all.
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(no subject) [Jan. 22nd, 2006|11:51 am]
the bad guy wears black, but plays a white guitar
[mood |boredbored]
[music |the warlocks]

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!


I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
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dude, shut the fuck up, we're gettin sake! SAKEEEEE!!!!! [Jan. 20th, 2006|08:13 pm]
the bad guy wears black, but plays a white guitar
[mood |drunksuckin on a steel reserve]
[music |big boys- EC and the attractions]

and all at once, tonight, i long for the greystone. i want tonight to be one of those crawling on the floor, 'i'm up HEEEERRREEE, you're down HEEERRREEEE', bang kim holmes in the butt, YEEEEAH BUDDY, anger chart making, basketball tossin, beerbuster drinking, bride-ogling nights. i long for the days (and mostly nights) of being wild and crazy. but nobody drinks like that anymore. everyone's all grown up and responsible and all i want to do is live out a chapter in a Bukowski story. but nobody can keep up. i'm 26 and still go to college parties and outdrink kids twice my size. drunk driving isn't even a concept to me. is it time for me to grow up? or do i just have a serious problem with booze?

is it wrong that i'm packing a flask in my tux for my mom's wedding tomorrow? and that i plan on drinking most of it in church? cause i think it's fucking awesome. i am a hero in my own mind....
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the bearer of bad news [Jan. 17th, 2006|09:22 pm]
the bad guy wears black, but plays a white guitar
[mood |sadone let down after the next]
[music |i got one for 'ya]

did you ever actually try to build a house of cards? you got 52 pieces, right? and any number of ways in which to arrange them. no matter how intensely you plan it out, how intently you place you cards, with great trepidition and careful preparation, it always comes tumbling down when you reach a certain a point. and it could be from the weight distribution, or an uneven building surface or even from your own breath, try as you may to hold it. in the end it's all just pieces and they will not stand.

yeah, it's been kind of like that.
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i try not to be a violent person.... [Jan. 12th, 2006|07:15 pm]
the bad guy wears black, but plays a white guitar
[music |crack music, nigga]

yup. storm's a' brewing. big'un, too.

a-yup.
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