|...with Everclear! just like mom used to make...
||[Feb. 17th, 2006|03:45 pm]
the bad guy wears black, but plays a white guitar
|||||Porcupine Tree- shesmovedon||]|
ok, so, two blackouts in one week. but i saved these for youse...
Twan: i got that new position i put in for.
Yari: so what's your new position
Deuce: he's gonna be Doggy Style. They started him out as Missionary, but they're finally bumping him up the ladder
Mary: tonight is 75 cent night at the campus pub...
Deuce: YO, FUCK THOSE NIGGAS! THEY NEVER GAVE ME MY FRIDGE!
Deuce: NO, FOR REAL, THERE'S NO WAY I DID NOT WIN THAT SHIT! I spent sooooo much money on High Life that night, I woke up the next day blacked out with a pocketful of tickets. I even had that girl slipping me tickets on the side and shit. It's mathamatically IMPOSSIBLE for me not to have won.
Yari: well, if they didn't call you then you probably didn't win.
Deuce: FUCK THAT, I FILLED THOSE SHIT'S OUT WITH MY PHONE, CELL PHONE, WORK PHONE, PAGER, BEEPER, VOICE MAIL, FAX, E-MAIL, MYSPACE, BABY MOMMA NUMBER, MY GRAMMA'S NUMBER, THIS KID'S PHONE NUMBER, they know how to reach me...
Mary: I think they still have that fridge there...
Deuce: THAT TEARS IT! TWAN, GO WARM UP THE TRUCK! WE'RE GOING TO SEE A MAN ABOUT A FRIDGE!
later that night...
Mary: I think I want to take a walk
Doran: This is downtown New Beige, I wouldn't recommend that. There's crackheads roaming the streets everywhere.
Deuce: It kinda looks like Dawn of the Dead, but in fast forward, cause they're all twitching in shit.
Doran: Homeboy got no teeth.
Deuce: He smoked em! he thought they was rocks! all falling out his mouth. " yo, this nigga's payin off right here!"
At some point, Doran gave me 12 albums from Porcupine Tree and I reciprocated by giving him the entire BJM/Dandy Warhols/Warlocks collection. Porcupine Tree is fucking ILL and totally out of the blue, just in case you wanted to know. Also, at some point, plans for Zonk fell through and I got to hear the "I'm up here, You're down there" story version 2.0, the only part of which I remember is that it ends with "Yeah, I got nothin, I'm gonna drive you home now." Spider Man thinks that Yari is gay.
Debauchery with the fellas. just what the doctor ordered...